Yesterday, the 'Question of the Day' was awarded to none other than our favorite little fella, Lil Boo.
It was lunch time and Boo, Bit, and I were at the Food Court at the PX eating our Subway sandwiches. You can imagine the scene: I was already finished with my meal and was busy stuffing trash into a subway bag; Boo was finished with his sandwich and had moved on to his chips (Doritos dust was everywhere); Bit was still busy with her first course, yogurt, and I was wondering if she would finish this meal sometime this decade.
And then, out of nowhere (and I mean nowhere), Boo says to me, "Mama, is milk...cow pee?"
And I looked at him like, what the??!!!And when my eyes caught his eyes, I could see that he was looking at me with his blue, innocent, inquisitive eyes and was eagerly awaiting my answer. In other words, he was serious. Dead serious.
And I was thinking, "Why in the world would he think that?" And then I thought about it for a minute. Go ahead, you think about it too: Is milk-cow pee? Do you have a visual? Do you see it?
And there it was, folks. That's why he thought that milk could be cow pee. I understood where he was coming from.
So, my face softened from the what the look, and I barely eked out a measly, "No. No it is not."
I'm not even sure I made eye contact. I just wanted this talk to be over. Lol.
He seemed satisfied enough. But despite my desire to move on from this topic, I felt a need to further explain. So, I came up with this brilliant explanation.
"The milk comes out of one place and the pee comes out of another."
Ta-dah!
And thankfully, that was the end of that! Whew!















